Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Everyone panic! The earth is melting!

Quick! Freak out! The world is melting. We're all going to die!



Give me a f'ing break. The beginning of this story makes it sound like the world is going to flood in two days and we're all going to die. Read on, though. This fucking piece of ice accounts for 4 percent of this particular 'shelf' and isn't going to raise sea levels. But, we should still freak out because the fucking planet is getting hotter. Bullshit.

That being said, should we be more careful about the environment? Yes. Is global warming real? Probably. Is it a big deal? Probably not. Has it happened before? Probably. I'm sure in 50 years we'll all be freaking out about the massive global cooling happening. It's going to kill the lions in africa because it will be too cold for them.

Seriously, some 'scientists' need better things to do with their time. Go invent something cool. Or heal someone. Or both.

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